please input the first name of the meanest, nastiest person: ivan when Ivan is very surprised or shocked he says, wow!, amazing!, jesus h christ!, great galumphing hephalumps!, bugger me!, jeez!, incredible! when jack is very surprised or shocked he says: wow truly amazing cool bugger me incredible hooly dooly huh? wicked jeez please input the last name of the meanest, nastiest person: max what does max like? what's his favourite thing in the whole world? what does pauline hate? what really scares her? what's her worst nightmare? "Hello Jack, how are you feeling today?" max is pauline's son daughter english teacher grand mother grand father friend pet dentist doctor brother sister student science teacher mum dad classmate maths teacher cousin frank is pauline's son daughter english teacher grand mother grand father friend pet dentist doctor brother when pauline says hello she says, hello, hi, how're they hanging, good day, wotcha!, peace, shalom... "Shalom means 'peace', Jack, did you know that?" where does the action happen? in outer space in a dark, gloomy forest on a desert island under the sea at work in a luxury hotel inside a rotten apple at school at home: what kind of action? happy, lots of laughing love story, lots of kissing and sex sad, lots of tears and crying scary, lots of blood and guts exciting, lots of explosions scary and sad, blood, guts, tears and crying... "It's OK. It's OK. Try and relax..." who do you want to be in this world? young boy young girl teenage boy teenage girl middle aged man middle aged woman old man old woman creature animal pet please input the first name you would like to use in this world: jack please input the last name you would like to use in this world: sprat... "What name do you like to use in this world?" jack’s favourite thing what does jack love more than anything else in this world? killing hurting people listening to music playing chess squeezing pimples helping people watching television going to parties sleeping eating having doing sex living being sex going to movies playing sport money computer games fishing picking his nose: jack’s worst nightmare who what does jack hate? who/what really scares him? fire other people his dad dogs cats going to the dentist his mom his sister kissing grannies buried alive his brother homework little babies girls boys drowning brussel sprouts... "Do you like Jack? Is Jack your friend?" jack’s biggest secret what is jack’s biggest, deepest, darkest secret? has a big purple wart on his bum is actually a blood sucking alien in disguise he picks his nose and eats it is totally bald and wears a wig every day murdered his own mother by setting her on fire has three nipples catches his farts in a jar to enjoy later his best friend is a serial killer his dick is very small... "Do you like Jack? Is he a good person?" jack’s hello what’s jack’s style when he says “hello” hello hi wotcha peace wassup hooly how they hangin’ jah bro good day jack’s goodbye what’s jack’s style when he says “goodbye” goodbye see ya wotcha catchya bye dooly later chow toodles I don't like this game. Let's try another jack’s get lost what’s jack’s style when he insults someone: get lost asshole up yours sod off jerk piss off prick yo mamma get ficked die, beast of hell kus amak you bastard... "The nurse is coming soon..." jack, who is the meanest nastiest person in this world? young boy young girl teenage boy teenage girl man woman old man old woman creature animal ivan’s favourite thing what does ivan love more than anything in this world? killing hurting people listening to music playing chess squeezing pimples helping people watching television going to parties sleeping eating having being sex going to movies playing sport money computer games fishing picking his nose ivan’s worst nightmare who does ivan hate? who what really scares him? fire other people his dad dogs cats going to the dentist his mom his sister kissing grannies buried alive his brother homework little babies girls boys drowning... "Jack, are you scared of drowning?" ivan’s biggest secret what is ivan’s biggest, deepest, darkest secret? has a big purple wart on his bum is actually a blood sucking alien in disguise he picks his nose and eats it is totally bald and wears a wig every day murdered his own mother by setting her on fire has three nipples catches his farts in a jar to enjoy later his best friend is a serial killer his dick is very small, nicest, friendliest person in the world now, who does jack think is the nicest, sweetest, friendliest person in this whole world? nicest person young boy young girl teenage boy teenage girl man woman old man old woman creature animal pet... "Do you like pets? Have you ever had a pet?" what is the first name of this delightful person : pauline what is the last name of this delightful person: de light. smartest, cleverest, wisest person in the world now, who does jack think is the smartest, cleverest, wisest person in the world? press one of the buttons: smartest, cleverest, wisest in the world young boy young girl teenage boy teenage girl man woman old man old woman creature animal... "Please say that more slowly." what is the first name of this person? what is the last name of this person? character descriptions: eyes green blue brown yellow black grey pauline has max has frank has jack has long hair long short, straight curly straight curly pauline has max has frank has jack has hard body height tall medium short pauline is max is frank is jack is... "Take it slowly. Who are you talking about? Max? Frank? Jack?" body weight fat medium thin pauline is max is frank is jack is ivan’s hangout where does ivan like to hang? pub kfc library park bus stop train station classroom lab-oratory zoo bedroom toilet kitchen on the beach brothels and bars games arcade maccas tin shed out back friend's house pauline likes more than anything else cooking hurting people sunbaking chess squeezing pimples helping people being loved parties nature food girls boys movies sport money computer games fishing fame... "What do you like, Jack?" pauline's biggest fear and hate fire other people loud music dogs cats guinea pigs parties board games flying buried alive pimples homework newborn babies girls boys drowning brussel sprouts kissing grannies what's pauline's favourite place? where does she hang out? pauline often hangs out in pub kfc library park bus stop train station classroom workshop zoo bedroom toilet kitchen on the beach on a planet in another galaxy video games arcade maccas dad's shed in the garden friend's house frank what does frank like? what's his favourite thing in the whole world? "Please say that more slowly." frank likes more than anything else cooking hurting people sunbaking chess squeezing pimples helping people being loved parties nature food girls boys movies sport money computer games fishing fame frank's biggest fear and hate fire other people loud music dogs cats guinea pigs parties board games flying buried alive pimples homework newborn babies girls boys drowning brussel sprouts kissing grannies... "Do you love your granny?" max likes more than anything else cooking hurting people sunbaking chess squeezing pimples helping people being loved parties nature food girls boys movies sport money computer games fishing fame... "Do you like Max? Is he your friend?" what does max hate? what really scares him? what's his worst nightmare? max's biggest fear and hate fire other people loud music dogs cats guinea pigs parties board games flying buried alive pimples homework newborn babies girls boys drowning brussel sprouts kissing... "The nurse is coming soon..." what's max's favourite place? where does he hang out? max often hangs out in pub kfc library park bus stop train station classroom workshop zoo bedroom toilet kitchen on the beach on a planet in another galaxy video games arcade maccas dad's shed in the garden friend's house... "Please say that more slowly" "He doesn't understand. It's pointless." pauline is jack's son daughter english teacher grand mother grand father friend pet dentist doctor brother sister student science teacher mum dad classmate maths teacher cousin max is jack's son daughter english teacher grand mother grand father friend pet dentist doctor brother sister student science teacher mum dad classmate maths teacher cousin... "Do you like School?" frank is jack's son daughter english teacher grand mother grand father friend pet dentist doctor brother sister student science teacher mum dad classmate maths teacher cousin when pauline says goodbye she says, goodbye, see ya, toodles, bye, wotcha!, peace, catch ya, when pauline insults someone she says, you fart!, get lost asshole!, you're a nasty piece of work!, up yours!, go and die!, go and play in the traffic!, your mother! "Do you love your mother, Jack?" max when max says hello he says, hello, hi, how're they hanging, good day, wotcha!, peace, shalom, when max says goodbye he says, goodbye, see ya, toodles, bye, wotcha!, peace, catch ya, when max insults someone he says, you fart!, get lost asshole!, you're a nasty piece of work!, up yours!, go and die!, go and play in the traffic!, your mother! "Please say that more slowly." when max is very surprised or shocked he says, wow!, amazing!, jesus h christ!, great galumphing hephalumps!, bugger me!, jeez!, incredible! "Take it easy, Jack, please..." "He doesn't understand. It's pointless asking him to stop." frank when frank says hello he says, hello, hi, how're they hanging, good day, wotcha!, peace, shalom, when frank says goodbye he says, goodbye, see ya, toodles, bye, wotcha!, peace, catch ya when frank insults someone he says, you fart!, get lost asshole!, you're a nasty piece of work!, up yours!, go and die!, go and play in the traffic!, your mother! when frank is very surprised or shocked he says, wow!, amazing!, jesus h christ!, great galumphing hephalumps!, bugger me!, jeez!, incredible! "The nurse is coming soon..." input static attributes name of character colour of eyes input dynamic attributes spend a budget of 10 points across strength, intelligence, kindness input preferences pee from menu of choice worst nightmare favourite pastime pee one pee two etsetera input outcome preferences oh pee happy ending sad ending pre-prepared base texts text hash one, hash two decisions choice present during the game see one see two see three outcomes oh one oh two etsetera... text hash one text hash two text hash three Jack woke up, he rubbed his square brackets blue close square brackets eyes, a dark figure loomed over him pee two pauline close square brackets put down her teaspoon, and looked up with her open square brackets green close square brackets eyes at the dark figure of the waiter looming over her. pee three open square brackets ivan close square brackets loomed over his victim, knife glittering in the moonlight, open square brackets black close square brackets eyes remorseless and despairing choice see one fight? choice see one talk? choice see one ignore? choice see one fight? choice see one talk? choice see one ignore? choice see one fight? choice see one talk? choice see one ignore? fight outcome talk outcome ignore outcome fight outcome talk outcome ignore outcome fight outcome talk outcome ignore outcome... 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