<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782</id><updated>2012-01-16T23:55:23.282+11:00</updated><category term='images'/><category term='technorati'/><category term='quantumime'/><category term='alienation'/><category term='sociopathy'/><category term='identity crisis'/><category term='poe-faced'/><category term='pandaemonium'/><category term='alimentary'/><category term='bullying and harrassment'/><category term='sibling rivalry'/><category term='prosody'/><category term='fragments and figments'/><category term='beastified'/><category term='self indulgent'/><category term='serves you right'/><category term='allegorical'/><category term='meaningless'/><category term='confusing'/><category term='ouroboros'/><category term='apocalyptic'/><category term='unfunny'/><category term='loony tunes'/><category term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category term='stargates'/><category term='pointless'/><category term='narcissusian'/><category term='short shots'/><category term='deux et machina'/><category term='curiouser and curiouser'/><category term='missing brains'/><category term='portals and casements'/><category term='phantasmagoria'/><category term='dope'/><category term='insanity clause'/><category term='absent friends'/><category term='satanic excursions'/><category term='boring crap'/><category term='solipsism'/><category term='guru-ridden'/><category term='seeker'/><category term='psychodrama'/><category term='transgressions against good taste'/><category term='autophagy'/><category term='all texts are equal--equally boring'/><category term='personhood'/><category term='politically incorrect'/><category term='revenge'/><category term='end of the species'/><category term='sorcerous apprentices'/><category term='dogs of death'/><category term='blogroll'/><category term='angst'/><category term='unadulterated sewerage'/><category term='goose bumps'/><category term='numinous'/><category term='link exchange'/><category term='family values'/><category term='dead wrong'/><category term='blog promotion'/><category term='dreams and visions'/><category term='self hatred'/><category term='self actualisation'/><category term='black despair'/><category term='unfinished'/><category term='alchemical'/><category term='storywriter'/><category term='bloggerater'/><category term='bizarritude'/><category term='misanthropy'/><category term='constidius'/><category term='barbarians'/><category term='elusive'/><category term='soul searching'/><category term='the self (ishness)'/><category term='lycanthropy'/><category term='karma-driven'/><category term='fiends and freaks'/><category term='shards of perplexity'/><category term='automatic writing'/><category term='pure filth'/><category term='garbage in and out'/><category term='messianical'/><category term='the eightfold way'/><category term='dirty birdie crap'/><category term='twilight zone'/><category term='fantastical'/><category term='palimpsests'/><category term='reward and recognition'/><category term='sad but true'/><category term='humurus not'/><title type='text'>Wickedly Sick</title><subtitle type='html'>A foul and disturbing investigation into the black heart of the human condition. Results published at Cosmic Rapture. Adults only.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>50</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4073227936852505463</id><published>2010-05-12T07:47:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T07:52:04.133+10:00</updated><title type='text'>dragonhunters of Koth</title><summary type='text'>All of the content of this site, and much more, can be found at Cosmic Rapture... Includes dark fiction, weird ideas, unusual speculations and anything else you won't see anywhere else...Drog, Wharf and Zambooka were sitting in the Sub-Orbital Lounge awaiting transfer to Korendi. Drog was feeling rather dispirited, the prospect of spending three lunes in the company of his boozy, roguish brothers</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4073227936852505463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4073227936852505463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2010/05/all-of-content-of-this-site-and-much_12.html' title='dragonhunters of Koth'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3131841733814969684</id><published>2010-05-09T10:23:00.003+10:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T07:52:22.933+10:00</updated><title type='text'>pretty little woman with a wart</title><summary type='text'>All of the content of this site, and much more, can be found at Cosmic Rapture... Includes dark fiction, weird ideas, unusual speculations and anything else you won't see published anywhere else...pretty little woman with a wart just mite have bean  standing by the Pope’s cousin’s dog window, his back to the Pope’s cousin’s dog door, his hands clasped behind his back. As she you can help me solve</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3131841733814969684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3131841733814969684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2010/05/all-of-content-of-this-site-and-much.html' title='pretty little woman with a wart'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6897904912127907490</id><published>2010-05-06T11:39:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2010-05-06T11:39:56.507+10:00</updated><title type='text'>horrific</title><summary type='text'>All of the content of this site, and much more, can be found at Cosmic Rapture... Includes dark fiction, weird ideas, unusual speculations, and things you won't see published anywhere else. Mature content. Adults only."...and you agree that you have been fully informed of all the dangers. You understand that your signature in the space indicated means you have read and understood all the terms </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6897904912127907490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6897904912127907490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2010/05/horrific.html' title='horrific'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4466616508228346923</id><published>2007-12-16T21:20:00.004+11:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T13:40:30.462+11:00</updated><title type='text'>sins of the fathers</title><summary type='text'>Central Station is a busy, busy place. Literally hundreds of thousands of people pass through it every day, milling and scurrying like ants this way and that, silently cursing each other under their breaths, avoiding eye contact at all costs.  

continues at Cosmic Rapture...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4466616508228346923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4466616508228346923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/12/sins-of-fathers-1.html' title='sins of the fathers'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-8957234662824978544</id><published>2007-12-02T21:52:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T13:36:07.185+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='autophagy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stargates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portals and casements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loony tunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beastified'/><title type='text'>eat but not excrete</title><summary type='text'> Once there was a very advanced species of lifeform. Their civilisation was so glitteringly sophisticated and required so much energy to keep it going that they had to construct special devices around entire galaxies to capture every last smidgin, joule, erg, electron-volt of energy emitted from all the suns within all those galaxies.After a while they realised that even those huge amounts of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8957234662824978544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8957234662824978544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/05/eat-but-not-excrete.html' title='eat but not excrete'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-2255711975325000487</id><published>2007-12-02T11:59:00.002+11:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T13:31:07.443+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='serves you right'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fantastical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stargates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portals and casements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='karma-driven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allegorical'/><title type='text'>the magic painting</title><summary type='text'> Once upon a time there was a Magic Painting that was a doorway to another world.  Anyone who looked at the Painting fell into a trance and entered the other world, just as Alice through the looking glass. Inside the world of the Painting, people had wonderful, mystical, exciting adventures. And when they returned, they felt happy and healthy and healed of all their wounds and all their </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2255711975325000487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2255711975325000487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/06/magic-painting.html' title='the magic painting'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qA_8hB1YS4A/R6rqjOezdtI/AAAAAAAADX8/FbzRQdSyW2k/s72-c/laNDSCAPE.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3443453437341802056</id><published>2007-12-02T06:13:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T13:27:56.424+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sibling rivalry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twilight zone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family values'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams and visions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='numinous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curiouser and curiouser'/><title type='text'>two brothers dreaming</title><summary type='text'> Once upon a night, a seven year old boy named Cain dreamed about flying in the sky above a strange and beautiful land of tangerine hills, marmalade skies, turquoise oceans, deep emerald forests and sacred living mysteries long forgotten. The dream was so lovely and made the little boy feel so happy that he decided to wake up his younger brother Abel asleep in the next bed so that they could fly </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3443453437341802056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3443453437341802056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/two-brothers-dreaming.html' title='two brothers dreaming'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-2810169646010184547</id><published>2007-10-20T18:28:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T10:48:06.743+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sibling rivalry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twilight zone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams and visions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poe-faced'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deux et machina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alchemical'/><title type='text'>Ye Olde Curiousity Shoppe</title><summary type='text'>The gang were all there, in their usual spot behind the maintenance block at the south end of the school grounds. They were talking about good ways to commit suicide and Tom said injecting air into your veins cos that gives you a heart attack, and that's how Bruce Lee died but they never found out who did it though.Then Piggy said eating yourself to death, like in that movie where they ate and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2810169646010184547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2810169646010184547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/10/ye-olde-curiousity-shoppe.html' title='Ye Olde Curiousity Shoppe'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3929005776833988291</id><published>2007-10-14T20:57:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T20:34:48.322+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shards of perplexity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psychodrama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portals and casements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='solipsism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phantasmagoria'/><title type='text'>nowhere man</title><summary type='text'>You are in the chamber of The Shining Waterfall. Visible exits lead N, S, E, W, U and D. You see: Nothing.sYou go South. Visible exits lead N and S. You see: Nothing.sYou go South. You are in the Chamber of Despair. Visible exits lead S. You see: Nowhere Man, a yellow submarine.sYou can not go South. Nowhere Man blocks your way. You are in the Chamber of Despair. Visible exits lead S. You see: </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3929005776833988291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3929005776833988291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/10/nowhere-man.html' title='nowhere man'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-1829130917413911565</id><published>2007-10-02T06:08:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T00:23:59.406+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angst'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poe-faced'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satanic excursions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prosody'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><title type='text'>picnic at Black Plague River</title><summary type='text'>Once upon a time on a sad and lonely planet lived a sad and lonely man named Sad Solly, who didn’t understand what was happening, which made him sad. And all across the planet, all the sad and lonely people who didn’t understand what was happening, got up in the morning and went to bed in the evening and always felt as sad as sad can be…‘Twas a time of sorrow, when a black cloud of misery, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/1829130917413911565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/1829130917413911565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/picnic-at-black-plague-river.html' title='picnic at Black Plague River'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5766540987487667313</id><published>2007-10-01T21:49:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T16:19:27.821+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seeker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams and visions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='automatic writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='missing brains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alchemical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity clause'/><title type='text'>obeisance of Varkan</title><summary type='text'>The Pale Man for unknown reasons feels compelled to access a childhood memory—a flying dream.  In which the world unfolds like a gigantic tapestry, a cosmic picture show, forms and colors of Everything That Is writhing and whirring beneath his feet, above his head, filling him with wonder and excitement."Oh you’re good, Eriol" says the Pale Man, "you're very good…" His legs shake, his torso sways</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5766540987487667313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5766540987487667313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/10/obeisance-of-varkan.html' title='obeisance of Varkan'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5463872261558987195</id><published>2007-09-24T05:56:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T16:15:46.598+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='serves you right'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='autophagy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alienation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><title type='text'>little odious vermin</title><summary type='text'>One day, advanced extra-terrestrial beings from another galaxy came to Planet Earth. This was not the first time the aliens had come to the Planet, so they were very surprised at the dramatic extent to which the level of bio-diversity had fallen since their last visit. Every single one of the species that they had previously identified as having potential for self consciousness, had seemingly </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5463872261558987195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5463872261558987195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/10/little-odious-vermin.html' title='little odious vermin'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6475857910442365243</id><published>2007-09-11T06:44:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-12-30T16:09:09.932+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ouroboros'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portals and casements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alchemical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soul searching'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personhood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beastified'/><title type='text'>the Ouroboros of Darkbishop</title><summary type='text'>Secrets imprison knowledge, constrain understanding, obscure true pathways. Some secrets throb with power, sparkle with the colours of alchemy.  Great is the secret known as the Elixir of Eternal Life. Great is the secret known as  the Philosopher's Stone. Some secrets are tucked away at the back of your mind never to be known on pain of death. Secrets carried to the grave and beyond. Secrets </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6475857910442365243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6475857910442365243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/09/orouborous-of-darkbishop.html' title='the Ouroboros of Darkbishop'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3569425852067180877</id><published>2007-09-08T13:21:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T16:04:18.815+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sibling rivalry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sad but true'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self actualisation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family values'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='absent friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the self (ishness)'/><title type='text'>suicide note</title><summary type='text'>Higher Self: Say you woke up one morning and realised that your deathday had dawned--that you were going to die within 24 hours--what would you want to say, and to whom, before moving on to the next life? Homunculus: Mmm! Interesting…  lemme think about that for a minute…Higher Self: Come on, get a move on, you've got 24 hours before you die, remember.Homunculus: Well, it would depend I suppose </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3569425852067180877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3569425852067180877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/09/suicide-note.html' title='suicide note'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-7445560519807788367</id><published>2007-09-04T02:39:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T16:00:33.424+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dead wrong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='images'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sorcerous apprentices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short shots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><title type='text'>the garden of earthly delights</title><summary type='text'>At the crossroads of Dichotomous Choices are two paths. One leads to Hellbent Hotel in the City of Dis, a stygian place of despair, madness, pain and death. The other path leads to the Stately Pleasure Dome in the Garden of Earthly Delights, where dreams come true in a most delightful way. The Dome is renowned throughout the seventeen universes as a really nice place to visit. But unfortunately, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/7445560519807788367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/7445560519807788367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/09/at-crossroads-of-dichotomous-choices.html' title='the garden of earthly delights'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5471530067859554729</id><published>2007-09-01T21:53:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T00:38:49.581+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dead wrong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family values'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alimentary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alienation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><title type='text'>warm butter</title><summary type='text'>When Jon was a little boy--they called him JJ in those days--his parents were very rich. His father was a wealthy industrialist. His mother ran the household with the aid of an army of servants. They had lots of dinner parties and receptions, in those days, his parents did. JJ and his brothers and sisters had everything that money could buy--all the latest toys and games and clothes and music. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5471530067859554729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5471530067859554729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/09/warm-butter.html' title='warm butter'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-8100026355596631933</id><published>2007-08-29T06:23:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:55:42.788+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='messianical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pandaemonium'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><title type='text'>pandaemonium</title><summary type='text'>An acrid smell hung in the air of the suburban street. Grey plumes from the nearby processing plant stained the sky. The sun blazed relentlessly.There were a number of people around.   Two teenage boys were washing a car parked in the street. An elderly man sat in the bus shelter reading his newspaper.A little girl of five or six played with her ball in the front yard of a box-like house. A woman</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8100026355596631933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8100026355596631933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/pandaemonium.html' title='pandaemonium'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6709870348012706097</id><published>2007-08-24T06:19:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:52:40.347+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stargates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portals and casements'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='goose bumps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elusive'/><title type='text'>a certain doorway</title><summary type='text'>There is a certain Doorway through which some have crossed over to other places, other dimensions, from which few if any return. Some say the Doorway is a Painting, a Magic Painting. Others say it is a device---a stargate, a portal, a wormhole---created by unknown and unknowable beings in the singularity at the very heart of the Cosmos. Mathematicians believe it is a flaw in the geometry of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6709870348012706097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6709870348012706097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/certain-doorway.html' title='a certain doorway'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3861874647576849371</id><published>2007-08-19T09:18:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:49:58.532+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfunny'/><title type='text'>mission to the interior</title><summary type='text'>From the gigantic bronze bell at the top of the hundred foot tower boomed eleven monstrous tolls, deep and sonorous, marking the commencement of Elevenses, the time when Imperior Holocaustic III would hear the beseechings and complaints of plaintiffs from across the Land. Into the Great Hall of our Fourmothers warily trudged the little people, each wondering whether today would be the day when </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3861874647576849371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3861874647576849371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/mission-to-interior.html' title='mission to the interior'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6556104444534479626</id><published>2007-08-12T22:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T21:24:45.504+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identity crisis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garbage in and out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loony tunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='missing brains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='storywriter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity clause'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all texts are equal--equally boring'/><title type='text'>visiting Jack</title><summary type='text'>please input the first name of the meanest, nastiest person: ivan when Ivan is very surprised or shocked he says, wow!, amazing!, jesus h christ!, great galumphing hephalumps!, bugger me!, jeez!, incredible! when jack is very surprised or shocked he says: wow truly amazing cool bugger me incredible hooly dooly huh? wicked jeez please input the last name of the meanest, nastiest person: max what </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6556104444534479626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6556104444534479626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/visiting-jack.html' title='visiting Jack'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-335979119342003486</id><published>2007-08-05T12:57:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:47:24.587+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfinished'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bullying and harrassment'/><title type='text'>dead wrong</title><summary type='text'>Over a hundred years ago, my great grandfather was the self-appointed "captain" of the Clifton Volunteer Surf Lifesaving Club.  One fateful morning, as the story goes, great grandad and the members of the Club (a dozen neighbourhood boys aged between eight and twelve) met on the beach just after sunrise as was their practice and began setting up the equipment. The surf was high that day, the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/335979119342003486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/335979119342003486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/dead-wrong.html' title='dead wrong'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4476787573310844234</id><published>2007-08-04T17:55:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:45:22.054+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfinished'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams and visions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='absent friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs of death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allegorical'/><title type='text'>what does it all mean?</title><summary type='text'>Day. I am in a large conference room with a number of colleagues.  They are talking among themselves about a current engagement. I walk to the front of the conference room and sit down in one of the chairs in the front row of twenty-four chairs arranged in eight rows, theatre-style. The conference room is actually a motor car. I am in the left front passenger seat. Three colleagues are in the car</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4476787573310844234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4476787573310844234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/08/what-does-it-all-mean.html' title='what does it all mean?'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-8265293480047301367</id><published>2007-07-27T23:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T00:43:10.267+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garbage in and out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='automatic writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='storywriter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs of death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity clause'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quantumime'/><title type='text'>a game escape</title><summary type='text'>The effects were felt within seconds. At first, these mild headaches, doubleplus every singular lonesome solitary dry, coppery taste in the mouth. Then, he began 2 experience perceptual distortion---he felt very big, then very small. First he was a giant statue, then these flecks of dust belonging to the Albanian Pope. Aaargh!! Aaargh!! Julius screams' were meaningless, booming echoes.The echoes </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8265293480047301367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8265293480047301367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/07/game-escape.html' title='a game escape'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4582705189893770817</id><published>2007-07-22T18:20:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:41:41.474+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='constidius'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfinished'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seeker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs of death'/><title type='text'>the dogs of death</title><summary type='text'>“To thank is to partake of that for which the thanks is given, as if the thanker were the thankee,  and the thanked the thanka,” said a pale and loitering man, tall and thin, his sedge withered. His morose companion, Constidius, leaning against a damp and dirty stone wall, rolled his eyes, sighed and wished for better days. How long had they been incarcarcarcerated, stuttered Constidius' thoughts</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4582705189893770817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4582705189893770817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/07/dogs-of-death.html' title='the dogs of death'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-2321827779976884660</id><published>2007-07-08T02:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:38:44.377+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unadulterated sewerage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='transgressions against good taste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='garbage in and out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><title type='text'>The Mountebank's Tale</title><summary type='text'>A thousand years ago a fat and rancid Monk, Constidius, was contemplating his impending demise. Reclining fat and sweaty in a mouldy armchair in a dank and scabrous room within a cheap and nasty brothel, Constidius folded his upper lip over his lower lip and blubbered like a baby. The Barbarians were coming! Constidius’ tunic felt wet and warm around the nether regions. Fear of the Barbarians had</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2321827779976884660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2321827779976884660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/07/mountebanks-tale.html' title='The Mountebank&apos;s Tale'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5036120608345211548</id><published>2007-07-07T20:33:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-07-07T21:09:53.898+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unadulterated sewerage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sad but true'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family values'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='absent friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><title type='text'>Eulogy for D M</title><summary type='text'>I first met D in 1989 when I started working for IBM in the Public Affairs team. As a newly arrived immigrant, it was all a bit bewildering for me: new job, new country, new people, new culture. He was a bald old coot in a rumpled suit, stinking of cigarettes, just as badly as I must have stank. I was confused, anxious and lonely. He took me under his wing, took pity on me, showed me the ropes, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5036120608345211548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5036120608345211548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/07/eulogy-for-don-moran.html' title='Eulogy for D M'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-7350139002070518747</id><published>2007-06-11T17:34:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:33:29.654+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seeker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the eightfold way'/><title type='text'>enlightenment for dummies</title><summary type='text'>"How do I become enlightened?" asked the Student of his aged Guru, a gnarled and wizened personage of indeterminate gender. Sitting in padmasanam on top of a large boulder, on top of a high mountain, at first the nut-brown gnarly one treated the question with the stupefied silence it deserved. But the Student persisted, much to the Guru's disgust and annoyance. Still the nut-brown made no answer,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/7350139002070518747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/7350139002070518747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/06/enlightenment-fo-dummies.html' title='enlightenment for dummies'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-2522641806242045694</id><published>2007-06-05T06:35:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T17:24:41.720+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='end of the species'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='revenge'/><title type='text'>petshop owner's revenge</title><summary type='text'>Jimmy was a shy, nerdy little boy with ginger hair and a stutter. He was bullied at school but he didn’t tell his parents about it because he knew what his dad would say: “There’s only one way to deal with bullies and that’s to stand up to ‘em and be a man, not a snivelling little baby…”And he knew his mom would say, “Daddy’s right darling…”.He knew that’s what they would say because that’s what </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2522641806242045694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2522641806242045694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/06/petshop-owners-revenge.html' title='petshop owner&apos;s revenge'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6612101231115598281</id><published>2007-06-03T22:51:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-06-04T20:48:24.090+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seeker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><title type='text'>the Old One tells of the Planetary Extinction Event (PEE)</title><summary type='text'>Around a defiant fire, huddled the last Remnants still loyal to the Imperium, survivors of the Barbarian invasion, gritty farmers and artisans with pain in their hearts and tin in their eyes. They had fled, yes, when the Barbarian hordes had swept down from the icy Hills and icy Fjords and raped the women and eaten their muffins. But they had fled with courage, these were Remnants with guts. They</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6612101231115598281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6612101231115598281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/06/old-man-speaks-of-planetary-extinction.html' title='the Old One tells of the Planetary Extinction Event (PEE)'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4930763638401177873</id><published>2007-06-02T16:24:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-06-12T21:29:42.886+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identity crisis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='end of the species'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lycanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiends and freaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic'/><title type='text'>Apollo's curse, or, "as you were, wolf"</title><summary type='text'>Once within a sick and dying culture was born a girlchild, Cassandra. The culture into which Cassandra was born had not always been sick. It had become sick as a result of infection. You may have seen that old science fiction movie called "invasion of the body snatchers"? Well, this story is about mind snatchers. It's less about space invaders and more about mindspace invaders: virtual viruses </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4930763638401177873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4930763638401177873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/12/species-extinction-event.html' title='Apollo&apos;s curse, or, &quot;as you were, wolf&quot;'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3868132615366473297</id><published>2007-06-01T06:51:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T15:07:04.118+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sad but true'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short shots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='revenge'/><title type='text'>acid a face</title><summary type='text'>One day dad went into McDonald's for a burger but it was quite busy and he had to wait in line.  Also, the teenage staff weren't very efficient: one was flirting with a boy from her school, another was talking on her mobile, and another was just plain slow and useless full stop. Dad got more and more impatient. He had a terrible hangover and all he wanted was a nice greasy burger to throw to the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3868132615366473297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3868132615366473297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/06/acid-face.html' title='acid a face'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3957225329294950908</id><published>2007-05-14T00:45:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T14:50:52.509+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><title type='text'>mysterious doctors</title><summary type='text'>Mysterious Ailments afflict some people. Ailments the very existence of which many doctors deny,    not in so many words, of course, but you can just tell that behind those bulging eyes is a brain steeped in the melancholic humour of doubt. Oh, they are very good at diagnosing ailments the very existence of which many patients deny. But not so good at diagnosing ailments for which no high-priced </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3957225329294950908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3957225329294950908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/05/mysterious-ailments.html' title='mysterious doctors'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6741194136462075365</id><published>2007-05-07T15:37:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T21:40:42.689+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self actualisation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams and visions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all texts are equal--equally boring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reward and recognition'/><title type='text'>sign of success (dream)</title><summary type='text'>I am employed by a firm of consultants. My office is in the middle of the alfresco dining area of a luxury hotel. I am happy. I feel good. I am not concerned about the fact that my office is in a terrible mess: papers everywhere, ashtrays full of butts and ash, and strange green caterpillars crawling all over the back of my chair. The caterpillars have long, bristly hairs. Could they be dangerous</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6741194136462075365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6741194136462075365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/10/sign-of-success.html' title='sign of success (dream)'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3883977998379336883</id><published>2007-04-29T20:22:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T09:46:52.189+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angst'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pointless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><title type='text'>a bad, bad feeling</title><summary type='text'>Paulie was a small ugly kid with fat red lips and ginger hair and pimples. He lived with his mother in a shabby little house on the wrong side of the tracks. His father had died in an industrial accident soon after Paulie was born. The kids at school didn't like him and teased him a lot. They called him a "poor little mommy boy" because his mother waited outside school every afternoon to walk </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3883977998379336883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3883977998379336883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/04/bad-bad-feeling.html' title='a bad, bad feeling'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-564779813297164909</id><published>2007-04-29T18:26:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2008-03-30T00:12:30.613+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sad but true'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shards of perplexity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><title type='text'>the art of the real question</title><summary type='text'>Once upon a time in a country called Elbonia, there lived a politician who had been voted into High Office by the people in his electorate to represent their interests and help ensure a safe and happy world for their children and their children's children, and their children's children's children.At the outset of his career, the Politician wanted to help people and make a better world. But as his</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/564779813297164909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/564779813297164909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/04/art-of-real-question.html' title='the art of the real question'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-2284111117541956730</id><published>2007-04-04T23:57:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T13:30:25.564+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loony tunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personhood'/><title type='text'>men with no face</title><summary type='text'>Once there was a man with no face whom everyone loved because they didn't have to (in fact couldn't) express their love to his face. They called him Faceless Freddy. In turn, he loved everyone who loved him, because he couldn't face the prospect of not loving them. Sadly, however, one day Faceless Freddy found his face. From then on nobody recognised him and so ultimately they killed him because </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2284111117541956730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/2284111117541956730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/04/men-with-no-face.html' title='men with no face'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-435865963322076422</id><published>2007-04-04T22:30:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T13:32:42.307+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satanic excursions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politically incorrect'/><title type='text'>the Devil cheats at marbles</title><summary type='text'>One day the Devil came across a bunch of kids playing marbles. (Remember marbles? No, not mobiles, marbles.)  "Hey kids mind if I join you?" the Devil asked politely, (but inwardly smirking at the prospect of roasting a few kids for lunch).They didn't mind so the Devil squatted down on Zer goatish haunches and played marbles with the kids. But the kids were too good for the Devil --- they kept </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/435865963322076422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/435865963322076422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/04/devil-cheats-at-marbles.html' title='the Devil cheats at marbles'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5099726849550042080</id><published>2007-04-02T11:22:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T12:42:06.333+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identity crisis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='narcissusian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alienation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='solipsism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personhood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the self (ishness)'/><title type='text'>changeling</title><summary type='text'>These could be the most remarkable words every written. Forming the thoughts that could change the course of history  is a mind full of the excitement of discovery, mine. Holding the pencil is a hand, mine. The story is about a girl sitting on a bunk bed, writing with a pencil into a spiral bound A4 notebook. Flowing from her mind are abstract thoughts. Her thoughts flow and crystallize into the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5099726849550042080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5099726849550042080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/04/changeling.html' title='changeling'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-4535609564244275092</id><published>2007-03-24T20:58:00.001+11:00</published><updated>2008-03-20T11:34:48.711+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loony tunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><title type='text'>the dragons went home to Indonesia</title><summary type='text'>On the day that Little Jonnie turned eleven, his mum and dad died. Mad with grief he embarked upon a trail of death and destruction unparalleled in history --- past or future. Inevitably, the Authorities became aware of Little Jonnie's exploits, and a posse was formed to track Little Jonnie Down, and if posse bill, capture him alive. After a long and merry chase, The Authorities finally cornered </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4535609564244275092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/4535609564244275092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/dragons-went-home-to-indonesia.html' title='the dragons went home to Indonesia'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-570730335618459009</id><published>2007-03-11T19:14:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T13:40:57.679+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self indulgent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humurus not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politically incorrect'/><title type='text'>meet the parents</title><summary type='text'>This is the true story of Ulrig Hausmarten, according to what he had read before hearing the truth from his own lips.He had been born in a little fishing village, in the far north, the icy north. Where the fjords are green, the glaciers white, the maidens pink, and the dolphins play among the frozen corpses of dead boys. (‘Twas the custom of the barbarians to permit only the first born son of any</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/570730335618459009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/570730335618459009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/meet-parents.html' title='meet the parents'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-8861065101309216299</id><published>2007-03-11T14:07:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T05:44:48.545+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shards of perplexity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='images'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loony tunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satanic excursions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><title type='text'>the tale of the clumsy chicken-whisperer</title><summary type='text'>Baron Ludwig von Cuckenhagen had no ears but that wasn't the greatest of his faults.  Nor, indeed, was his gargantuan appetite for raw chicken legs--or drumsticks as they were called in ancient times--on which he daily munched without interruption. No, his greatest fault lay in the enervating quality of his voice and gaze, both of which he applied to optimum effect whenever he could.Now in those </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8861065101309216299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/8861065101309216299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/tale-of-clumsy-chicken-whisperer.html' title='the tale of the clumsy chicken-whisperer'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qA_8hB1YS4A/RfNyvQqH6FI/AAAAAAAAAg4/_n8_K1cxNNc/s72-c/ludwig+v21+copy+.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-1174534071664909947</id><published>2007-03-10T14:20:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T13:44:37.840+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarritude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satanic excursions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='solipsism'/><title type='text'>voodoo child</title><summary type='text'>It begins with the birth of a child, a special child, me. It is a tale of love and hate, good and evil, night and day, truth and lies. It is the tale of a quest for something so precious, so unique, that its existence is known only to one entity in all of the multiverse, me.How I can begin to describe the horror of that day in December 1955, the fifth to be exact, when the tail of a monstrous </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/1174534071664909947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/1174534071664909947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/it-begins-with-birth-of-child-special.html' title='voodoo child'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-836077639483672800</id><published>2007-03-10T14:03:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T14:33:40.820+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meaningless'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Loon Chronicles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seeker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self indulgent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elusive'/><title type='text'>view from a shit-stained boulder</title><summary type='text'>Lost, the Seeker wandered through the endless desert maddened by thirst. Tongue grotesquely swollen he climbed the highest mountain. Eyes horribly bulging, he swam the deepest sea. Aeons spent he searching this and other worlds, seeking the transcendent …seeking completion …seeking that which cannot be named, cannot be expressed. Lost, the Seeker sought.At the top of the highest mountain, at the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/836077639483672800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/836077639483672800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/view-from-shit-stained-boulder.html' title='view from a shit-stained boulder'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-3496764072932879068</id><published>2007-03-10T12:44:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2007-06-17T12:20:53.375+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twilight zone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='solipsism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elusive'/><title type='text'>hall of mirrors</title><summary type='text'>You are in the chamber of The Shining Waterfall. Visible exits lead N, S, E, W, U and D. You see: Nothing.sYou go South. Visible exits lead N and S. You see: Nothing.sYou go South. You are in the Chamber of Despair. Visible exits lead S. You see: Nowhere Man, a yellow submarine.sYou can not go South. Nowhere Man blocks your way. You are in the Chamber of Despair. Visible exits lead S. You see: </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3496764072932879068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/3496764072932879068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/mmhy-hall-of-mirrors.html' title='hall of mirrors'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-5747188174020020710</id><published>2007-03-09T06:24:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2007-06-10T13:54:34.008+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='palimpsests'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self indulgent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elusive'/><title type='text'>cryptic palimpsestic transcript</title><summary type='text'>Some paintings have messages written upon them. Some of those messages are meaningful, some cryptic. Some are unreadable. Therefore, to help painting viewers gain a deeper understanding of those paintings and their messages, this post is a transcript of some of the more important but less meaningful messages carried on some of those paintings."Once upon a time in a country in a land that you may </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5747188174020020710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/5747188174020020710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/transcript-of-cryptic-palimpsestic.html' title='cryptic palimpsestic transcript'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-294480782052820707</id><published>2007-03-07T06:19:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T05:44:49.081+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fantastical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fragments and figments'/><title type='text'>what kind of story do you want?</title><summary type='text'>If there was anything that FictBot enjoyed more than the sparkling green and blue lights of the Domain of Adverbs, it was the wistful, tinkling music of the Syntax Engine meandering through the crystal forests of the Valley of the Nouns. But not this timeslice. Because never before had FictBot received a summons from the Plot Comptroller. And nor had any of zer friends, including Avi the Avatar, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/294480782052820707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/294480782052820707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-kind-of-story-do-you-want.html' title='what kind of story do you want?'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qA_8hB1YS4A/Re2_3luCYxI/AAAAAAAAAgo/vI0rn-DBATw/s72-c/what+kind+of+story+retouched+sharp.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6733088342255042192</id><published>2007-03-06T23:59:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T06:53:19.374+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boring crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pure filth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dirty birdie crap'/><title type='text'>laziest man in history</title><summary type='text'>Once upon a time there was a lazy man, the laziest man in history. His name was Henry Peter Gaines. He was so lazy that he couldn’t even bother to do the things he enjoyed doing like eating and watching television because it was just too much effort. He was so lazy that he found it an ordeal to do nothing but mooch around the house all day long in his dirty underpants munching pistachio nuts and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6733088342255042192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8140642862434351782/posts/default/6733088342255042192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wickedandsick.blogspot.com/2007/03/laziest-man-in-history.html' title='laziest man in history'/><author><name>masterymistery</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jawEUrXYhzY/TbozZuxFwjI/AAAAAAAAIZA/gajlL2h-CRM/s220/srs%2B016%2Byellopastwwel.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8140642862434351782.post-6364699354302466572</id><published>2007-03-06T23:54:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T14:28:12.588+11:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='serves you right'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black despair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociopathy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='autophagy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guru-ridden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misanthropy'/><title type='text'>little odious vermin</title><summary type='text'>One day, advanced extra-terrestrial beings from another galaxy came to Planet Earth. This was not the first time the aliens had come to the Planet, so they were very surprised at the dramatic extent to which the level of bio-diversity had fallen since their last visit. 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